Monday 12 May 2003
Come on Ladies, don't be shy
Mothers should breastfeed more. A good diet of breast-milk made me the handsome, healthy, intelligent man I am today. No, really.
Valerie: Father? Where's Johnny?
Harrison: Oh hello flower-petal, I was just showing him off to the neighbours. He's such a bonny... bloody... thing, you know...
Valerie: Poor thing, he's hungry. I'd better feed him, bring him over here Dad.
[She sits down between Richie and Eddie.]
Valerie: You don't mind do you gents?
Richie: Oh, no, no.
Eddie: Go right ahead.
Richie: Go, go right ahead.
Both: Merry Bloody Christmas!
[They kneel down to watch her unbuttoning. Freeze-frame, roll credits.]