I am Snape, the potions master

Tonight I saw Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. It was pretty much as I expected: turd storyline, fantastic effects, and very flakey acting - well, from all the kids at least. Gary Oldman gave a great performance, and was just one of several celebs in the film.

Don't you dare give me that "the book's better" rubbish. It's a kids' book.

I did read Barry Trotter which I appreciated for its parody but was pretty lame overall. So far, the best thing to come from Harry Potter is Potter Puppet Pals. Alas, a cornucopia of love!