No, She went of her own Accord

What do you do when you're invited to a Jamaican themed house party?

Well, you could buy a cheap yellow t-shirt, sketch a flag on the front with pens, and then construct a bobsleigh out of cardboard.

A suitable tribute to Cool Runnings, I hope you'll agree.

My wife smoked a joint near Manchester - In Hale? - Yep, got absolutley wasted.

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